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Brokakke
11.30.04 (10:33 am)   [edit]
Ever want to hear Tom Brokaw say "bukkake"?
 
D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M.
11.29.04 (9:01 am)   [edit]

This story sounds more like something from the movie National Treasure. According to The Independent Online, codebreakers have successfully decrypted a message pertaining to the search for the Holy Grail.

 
RoboDump 1.0
11.29.04 (8:56 am)   [edit]
This is the greatest use for mannequin legs, speakers, plywood and computer parts that I've ever seen. I guarantee that the downloadable MP3 will make you LYAO.
 
Insane Posses of Clowns
11.29.04 (8:49 am)   [edit]

There exists a band called Insane Clown Posse. They dress as clowns. Their fans dress as clowns. Their fans may comprise a cult.


They are not unique.


There exists an unrelated band called Kill Allen Wrench. They dress clownishly. Their fans frequently appear undressed. Their fans may comprise a cult.

 
DIY Arcade Kit
11.29.04 (8:38 am)   [edit]

There are a lot of web sites devoted to DIY arcade games, but this is the first DIY arcade kit that I've seen. If I had known that I could eventually build one of these myself, I probably would have spent a lot less time at Chuck E. Cheese when I was a kid.

 
A Very Devoted HL2 Fan
11.29.04 (8:33 am)   [edit]

I've seen a handful of interesting computer case modifications, but this one takes the cake. This Half-Life 2 fan seems to have a lot of time on his hands.

 
HTMLSD
11.26.04 (9:18 pm)   [edit]
I have finally seen the world's "trippiest" web site. For those of you who have never tried LSD, this is a decent substitute.
 
Best Letter to the Editor Ever
11.10.04 (10:55 pm)   [edit]

Enjoy the following letter sent to Lehigh Valley's The Morning Call.





Jesus speaks through the Republicans


I hope the election of George W. Bush is seen as a wake-up call to all the liberal Democrats who oppose God's will.

It is His doing that George W. Bush is still our president. Millions of born-again Christians helped win this election through our prayers and votes. Jesus speaks through the Republicans.

The Democrats will not be able to win elections until they renounce their sinful ways and stop encouraging abortions, gayness, and trying to take away our guns.

Earl Balboa

Washington Township
 
Sleepy Japanese
11.10.04 (8:47 pm)   [edit]
I always thought that Americans worked hard, but the Japanese appear to work even harder. Enjoy these photos of Japanese bussinessmen asleep in public.
 
Fruitcake Lady
11.08.04 (2:16 pm)   [edit]

Apparently Jay Leno has a cranky old lady dispensing advice on a variety of topics--from bachelor parties to mothers-in-law. I must say, these are some of the funniest video clips I've seen all year.

 
Costumes
11.04.04 (7:52 am)   [edit]

It's never too early to plan for next year's Halloween. For ladies, costumes like these are preferred by 4 out of 5 heterosexual men. (Patriots should opt for these instead.)



(Thanks again to Ezra C. for bringing these to my attention.)

 
The Ghost Head Nebula
11.01.04 (6:50 pm)   [edit]

Halloween is over, but you can still enjoy a really cool photo of the aptly named Ghost Head Nebula.
Let's hear it for the Hubble space telescope!

 
The 2004 Erection
11.01.04 (5:30 pm)   [edit]
Man, this is the greatest thing to happen to politics since the 15th Amendment!
 
The White House
11.01.04 (4:35 pm)   [edit]
I had no idea the White House had such a hilarious web site. Amazing...
 
Another Scientology gem from Raul Duke
10.31.04 (7:27 pm)   [edit]
Quote from Jeffrey Cohen, writer for, among other cartoons, Dungeons & Dragons, Superfriends, and Muppet Babies:

[i]It's been too long for me to remember which Scientological datums I may have included in [D&D cartoon episodes] "Last Illusion" and "The Box". I'd have to read the scripts again, and dig them out of their spider-infested storage box. Yuch! Sorry. I do recall a SuperFriends episode in which a kryptonite meteor was headed for Earth, threatening to kill Superman. The SuperFriends could either save Superman or save the city. Superman told them "We'll make this decision the way we make all our decisions, the greatest good for the greatest number," at which point he immediately told the other SuperFriends to save the city. Though this is a fairly common non-Scientological ethical precept, it was based on my deeper understanding of Scientology ethics. In Scientology we explain life as being made up of 8 Dynamics or urges toward survival. An action is said to be unethical (non-survival) if it harms more dynamics that it helps. So what I would have prefered Superman to say was "We'll make this decision like we make all decisions, the greatest good for the greatest number of dynamics," but no one would have known what the hell I was talking about.
I also used one of L. Ron Hubbard's discoveries in the field of study in a Muppet Babies episode I wrote. Hubbard discovered that the number one barrier to study was the MISUNDERSTOOD WORD. He found that the moment a student went past a word he/she didn't understand the rest of the material became more or less "blank". If I told you to attach the creddlefur to the neuron, chances are whatever I said after that wouldn't make much sense. So in a "Muppet Goose" episode I wrote Piggy was reading Little Miss Muffet, and when she read "sat on a tuffet" her imagination went blank until she cleared up her misunderstood word. As a matter of fact, Hubbard's Study Technology is being used in schools around the world and is extremely effective, though still a little bit controversial (probably because it's so simple and therefore makes teachers who couldn't get their kids to learn look pretty dumb).[/i]
 
Scientology Abounds
10.31.04 (7:18 pm)   [edit]
My attorney Raul Duke has informed me that Denise Duff, star of such movies as [i]Bloodstone: Subspecies 2[/i], [i]Bloodlust: Subspecies 3[/i], and [i]Bloodstorm: Subspecies 4[/i], is a devout Scientologist and well on her way to becoming an Operating Thetan.
For some reason, she doesn't mention this on her website, but the references to Galaxy Press, publisher of such works as L. Ron Hubbard's [i]Mission Earth [/i]Vols. 1-10, L. Ron Hubbard's[i] To the Stars[/i], Chick Corea Elektric Band's [i]To the Stars[/i], a tone poem inspired by L. Ron Hubbard's [i]To the Stars[/i], and L. Ron Hubbard's [i]Ai! Pedrito![/i], in which "Naval Lieutenant Tom Smith discovers that his exact look-alike is the notorious South American revolutionary and spy, Pedrito Miraflores," got him curious so he started Googling.

Thanks Raul!
 
Emergency?!
10.31.04 (12:09 pm)   [edit]
I normally never post items like this, but I have to make an exception. My friend Ezra Corpse just mailed me an URL that links to the most beautiful girl I've seen in months. (Note: not suited for viewing at work or near wives/girlfriends.)
 
Paris Hilton Move Over
10.30.04 (10:40 pm)   [edit]

Ahhh...the perils of celebrity...


"ZAGREB, Croatia (Reuters) -- A top Croatian pop star has appealed to the public to return or destroy private pictures of her enjoying a lusty sex romp which appeared on the Internet this week.... Her lawyers demanded the video be shown in court, state news agency Hina reported.... In a separate motion, the defendants also asked that a court-appointed sex expert see the video to determine if Vuckovic had 'demonstrated anything not previously seen in the porn industry', which could qualify for copyright, Hina said."


Read the article here. See the video (rated X) here.

 
Zap Fashion
10.30.04 (10:22 pm)   [edit]

For masochists only, 2 steps to a great migraine:


1) Click here.
2) Enjoy.

 
Vulcans rule!
10.30.04 (10:08 pm)   [edit]
Jolene Blalock is by far the greatest reason to watch the latest Star Trek series, Enterprise. Now if only it would move to HBO...or Cinemax.
 
Jack Nicholson
10.30.04 (10:02 pm)   [edit]
In a new biography, actor Jack Nicholson admits that he once stopped making love to a woman to eat an entire apple pie before returning to bed for more sex.
 
Mammogram
10.30.04 (9:39 pm)   [edit]

Someone just hipped me to a great web site. An incredibly attractive NYU film student is offering to write slogans, URLs, etc. on her chest for free. I tried to submit the URL to this blog, but her email address seems invalid. If anyone knows her correct address, please leave it here. I'd consider it a great personal triumph if she wrote this URL on her breasts.

 
Ashlee Simpson backstage
10.30.04 (9:24 pm)   [edit]

It looks like the Ashlee Simpson lip synch SNAFU isn't over. Now CBS is releasing a video of what happened backstage after the lip synch accident. Her career may be over before it even gets off the ground...

 
When Porn & War Clash
06.09.04 (9:08 am)   [edit]
Some web sites have reported that a ccouple of Arab media outlets used [url=http://www.fleshbot.com/archi...]screenshots from a porn movie[/url] to illustrate their stories of prisoner abuse in Iraq.

People in the Middle East must be extremely gullible if they think the men and women in these photos are (A) soldiers and (B) Iraqi. Unless, of course, all the women in Iraq look like Jenna Jameson.
 
DIY Flash Snowflakes
06.09.04 (8:57 am)   [edit]
There's nothing I love more than a good, interactive Flash page. [url=http://snowflakes.lookandfeel...]This one[/url] is one of the best I've found recently.